New Spooge-Away

Gets the cum out

 

Effective for:

·      Cum stains

·      Wet spots

·      Crusty deposits

·      Nocturnal emissions

·      Coitus interruptus

·      Premature ejaculation

·      Accidental discharge

·      Creamed panties

·      Blown loads

·      Cum shots

·      Facials

·      Spilled seed

·      Onanism

·      Bukkake

·      Defilement

·      Early Withdrawal

 

 

Prevents:

·      dribbling

·      drooling

·      Political fallout

·      Infidelity exposure

·      Immaculate conception

 

Recommended by:

·      Mop-up men

·      Peep show proprietors

·      Artificial inseminators

·      Political spin controllers

·       Divorce lawyers

·      Mother of teenage boys

·      Sex club owners

·      Crime scene cleanup crews